You guys have yet to be properly introduced to my cat.
This is Pook. (Pook Spaghett Bbyderp Mewbert the First)
She’s the most annoying little fucker ever. She climbs my curtains and rips my clothes out of my closet and steals my earrings out of my ears (it hurts a lot, by the way) and she is one of the best things to happen to me in a long, long time. <3